Funny Things

Kids Say and do the funniest things. I would like to share some of the funny things that Ashlyn and Josh have done in the past and recently that make Mark and I wonder where they came from.

Starting off with Ashlyn. I am not sure where to start with her but I can start by talking about her artistic abilities. Ashlyn loves to draw, color, and paint. Last Christmas Santa brought her an art table to make her and official artist. One day she drew a picture of the family. The one of Mark was quite detailed and anatomically correct if your know what I mean. Next was my picture which again was drawn in great detail. I am not sure how to explain what she drew but just use your imagination. Mark and decided there and then that we can no longer walk around however we want and when I go to the bathroom I need to shut the door and keep her from seeing things that she would want to draw.

Another funny thing she does is when she goes to school she gets all dressed up and looks like a doll. She twirls around a few times as I tell her how gorgeous she looks. She then heads off to school and when she gets home she runs in the house goes to the bathroom and takes off everything but her underwear. She then proceeds to ask for her "nice and snugly blanket" where she then wraps herself in it and lays down to watch her SpongeBob episodes. We can't figure out why but she loves to just wear underwear around the house no matter how cold it is. She is a child of habit and she does the same exact thing day in and day out. She has to have an omelet with cheese for breakfast each morning. Ten minutes later she will say "Mom I am hungry" She then eats a snack of some sort. She then has to have either noodles or a corn dog for lunch. I have tried to suggest new things to eat but she just sticks to what she likes best. For dinner she will actually eat what we are having most of the time and when she won't there isalways canned ravioli.

On to Josh, He is totally opposite of Ashlyn. He does not watch TV like she does. He does not eat just a few certain things for breakfast and lunch and he does not go around in his nothing but his diaper all day. He does however do some strange and odd things that are quite funny to me. First off he is very busy. He is always into something and always moving. I have some flour and sugar containers I keep in my pantry on the floor. He likes to open those containers up and stash a toy or two in there. I will go to get flour and in there will be a Mr. potato head arm, a wrapper, and a block sitting in there for me to add to whatever I am cooking. He likes to get all my Tupperware out and make a mess at least 3 times a day as well. He also likes the SpongeBob theme song and when it comes on he says "Spa Ba" several times afterwards. Josh is not a man of many words yet but when he does say things it is quite funny. The other day I was playing blocks with him and he was putting them in where they go and I would say "Nice". I then noticed five minutes into it that he was saying "Ice" after he did it. It was really cute and funny. He now says Ice if he does anything awesome at all. Well that is all for now.